Following a meeting tonight between the DPPF and the official DPPF Granddad (who swam all the way home from Dunkirk), We have decided that we need to add to our numbers. The official DPPF Mrs is too busy watching soaps and the official Granddad reckons we need at least a three to one ratio of attackers to defenders to win any battle. In either case we're knackered.
Therefore -
Pitch forks to the ready. Our e-mail address is invisible to the yanks so don't worry about tank buster planes while you are watering your geraniums. We are contemplating a news letter - Remember! Careless talk costs lives.
dppffreedom@yahoo.co.uk
You know it makes sense.
Thursday 7 June 2007
Phase 3 - Recruitment
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Oddfellows Special Forces at the ready (Ex Davenham Dynamos, Walters SAS guest house and the Heartford scooter wing (icluding a couple of kind hearted rockers)).
OOO it take's me back to the Falkland Islands (& Rourks Drift).....those Kingsmeadians don't like it up 'em
OOps sorry about my speeling...Davenham skool got closed
I was kicked out of the st.johns ambulance for incorrect hand positioning during CPR practice. I still have some plasters, bandages and shit loads of Morphine. Can I be the official medic?
Nobby,
Are you capable of doing a 'Colonel H Jones', or are you a Bridget Jones?
Foxy, more like Gloria Jones....tainted love....but thats another story.
How about a gun emplacement on Davenham roundabout, it would provide a good all round arc of fire....would planning permission be needed?
Nobby
I have been encouraged to view this fantastic site by a 'village retailer' (not one of the poofs in the barbers). I am most impressed by your organisation, however, you have made one significant error. Whilst concerntrating your efforts against 'Kingsmead' your are being invaded by the back door! I stand alone in the fight against Moulton, my repeated attempts to build a wall across Jack Lane to block Moulton have failed. The Moultese continue to drive their mopeds and pre-1995 BMW's through our village.
I accept no liability for the poor spelling and grammar in this rant, i place the blame with the good people at BUSHMILLS.
Dear Mr Lane,
Assuming that you are a Mr?
You may well be right. We will be carrying out another strategic defence review when we get back from Morrisons this afternoon. Item 1 on the agenda will be - Moulton, Why?
Thanks and do come back.
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