Friday 1 June 2007

It's War

People, recent history has shown us that there are times in our lives when we need to stand up and take the piss. If piss taking fails, we must revert to sulking. If sulking fails, we must get nasty and subversive.

Trouble on the streets of Davenham has been brewing for some time. Gang law is ruling the village, power struggles are rife.

We the Popular Peoples Front of Davenham have decided that enough is enough. We are taking back our village for the good of the people. We stand united and will be victorious.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Have you finished on that internet?

Tea's ready