Sunday 3 June 2007

Martial Law


The DPPF have undertaken a Strategic Defence Review (SDR) whilst painting the ceiling this afternoon. We have decided to take a phased approach in dealing with our enemies.

Today we launch phase one - operation Dulux.

The primary objectives of operation Dulux are containment (of the enemy within) and putting an end to cross border clandestine infiltration. The plan is brilliantly simple and is outlined on the battle field map.





We will be posting our outline planning application in the morning.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Greetings Germanic type people. I congratulate you on your epic struggle. I may be of some assistance, in my former role I managed to acquire some pieces of military hardware. Mainly Panzer III's, several Panzer IX's and a few 88mm field guns. Unfortunately these are only available in desert colurs. Do these match your terrain?

Irwin Rommel

Anonymous said...

although its not to scale, there appears to be a drawbridge/boiling oil installation in my garden, can you please firm up these proposals as i need to cut the grass.

Foxy said...

Mr Rommel,

We have sequestrated your assets. We may or may not provide an official goat to keep your grass under control.

The official Mrs warns against boiling oil as it has stained her leggings in the past.

Freedom!