The DPPF are a benevolent organisation and like to help out when we can. We found some tin sheet and some spare paint in the Official DPPF Shed this evening. We were going to use it to build a feature bar at the DPPF Headquarters. We were planning beer pumps, optics, a dart board, a card of KP dry roasted nuts, six different flavours of crisps (Walkers), a space invader machine, a one armed bandit, a framed picture of Foxy posing as a Matador that we brought back from Torremolinos last year and stools. However, we have decided that we need to expend these valuable resources on a new armoured wardrobe to house the Official DPPF Mrs's new undercover frocks that she blew this months defence budget on at TK Max. The good news is, we have some surplus so we made this for the KRA to replace the bent sign near the roundabout.
Sorry about the holes, the Official DPPF Teenager found the keys to the scooter. If someone has a wheelbarrow, we could drop it off in the morning.
Monday 13 August 2007
Sign of The Times
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4 comments:
You are an idiot. Why do you sit up at night doing this when it's not funny. Get a life you sad prick.
Oh shut up you mary whitehouse wannabe.. Its funny... heard of humour have you? tosser... Why anonymous anyway you pathetic little man.. go and trim your borders and worry about your mortgage.
Dear Anonynous,
We may have been upset at your comment had we not discovered greenfly on one of our geraniums this morning.
Otherwise, thank you for your comment and please do come back.
Mr Duke,
Roll down your sleeves and calm down. In the words of the great Ronan Keating 'Life is a roller coaster, just got to ride it'.
Anon-eeek-mouse bloke/bird, just an observation, why are you sat up all night surfing and being abusive? Regards, Yama
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