The Official DPPF Austin Allegro needs a new clutch, the cost of which is proving difficult to justify. This has prompted the DPPF to plan ahead. With the war reaching a crucial stage, it is essential that we 'tool up' for the forthcoming campaign. We have searched the web and having looked on
http://whatthemodernrevolutionarydrives.com we have short listed the following motors-
Aircon/full service history/one careful owner/floats/cup holder
Dealer serviced/flame-proof interior/6 speakers/first aid kit
Leather seats/walnut dash/air con/multi fuel engine/massive gun/smoke cannonThe Official DPPF Mrs has chipped in at the eleventh hour with a few pre requisites -
We shall be seeking a section under the Mental Health Act in the morning.
- Does it have a vanity mirror
- Does it have a system for alerting the DPPF when someone else is required to reverse park.
- Does the interior match chocolate stains.
- Has it got somewhere to hang smelly cardboard trees.
- Is it happy doing 20mph in a 30mph zone.
- Is it pink.
We shall be seeking a section under the Mental Health Act in the morning.
3 comments:
Go for the Humber pig. Glasses guide sez that they're up there for reliability, hold their price well and are well proven (Bloody Sunday etc.) I don't think that metallic paint was an option though?
yes flame retardent toward Moltov cocktails etc.
Good for ram raiding Git Side, I'll go with Anonymouths vote, do you get alloys on a Pig? 16 0r 17's?
As for the Sheila's
Wouldn't, would, would (twice).
G'day.
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