We have insiders that work somewhere really sneaky. They have been earwigging on coded conversations between the KRA and the DPC. Here is a transcript of a recent conversation. Looks like the DPC have fallen out with the KRA.
As we don't want to fall foul of the data protection Nazi's, we will switch real names. Any correspondent of the DPC will be known as 'DPC', and any Correspondent of the KRA will be known as the 'KRA',
KRA - You lot at the DPC are rubbish. Our ponds smell, we have dead trees dropping leaves on our decking and our borders are looking like Anne Widdecombe's chin.
DPC - Sorry, we are having trouble justifying our existence, can we get back to you?
KRA - No, we will bin you and invade Davenham village on our own.
DPC - Don't do that. The DPPF are a bit scary and we are digging bunkers as we speak.
KRA - OK, we agree. What about the precept? It's a lot of money you know?
DPC - We don't know anything about that. Florida is nice though, isn't it?
KRA - Why are you all for Davenham village and not Kingsmead?
DPC - We're not, we are about to shaft them as well. Ask the residents of Laburnum Road.
KRA - Can we have our allotments then?
DPC - No.
KRA - Why not?
DPC - Because we have Alzheimers and can't remember. Give us a minute, we need a pee.
KRA - Whilst you are peeing our trees are dying.
DPC - What?
KRA - Trees!
DPC - Sort your own trees, We are thinking about how we can get on to the front page of the Daily Mail.
KRA - Were you elected to represent?
DPC - Cock off!
KRA - This is pointless!
DPC - Fancy at chat about the war?
KRA - No. We're taking this into our own hands. Leave us alone and go and shaft those poor people that live in Davenham.
DPC - OK, sod off you lot. Ding Ding, round one. Davenham is having it.
KRA - You are a bunch of idiots!
DPC - We don't care, we've got your money. You lot can cock off! We think, therefore we are!
Scary or what? - we are turning off our scanner now!
Oh, and never voting ever again!
Friday 17 August 2007
Earwiging - DPPF Listening Post Report
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2 comments:
LRDG back in the room....its been tough, had to survey new found allies, The Shack association in Kinloss....or did we? We may or may not be forming an embedded cell with in 'The Mead'....the enemy with in...transport planes have been agreed with the SA to ship supplies out from Git Side as required ie; The DPPF may get a bit peckish....no JW Lees beer though cos its rubbish. It reminds me of the Kessel in '44...all our yesterdays....
Looks like the London Road Dessert Group have been at the sherry trifle again!.
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