The UN have written to us expressing concern at the number of Kingsmedian refugees massing on the Kingsmead side of A556, seeking sanctuary within our borders.
The A556 yesterdayThey have passed a mandate to introduce sanctions on the people of Davenham. The sanctions include -
- Banning the sale of aircraft.
- Restricting beer deliveries to the Oddies and the Bull.
- Introducing ID cards for use at Kngsmead shops, effectively cutting off kebab supplies to the village, or forcing us to go to the badlands for a late night snack.
- Placing Bargain Booze under martial law.
- Restrictions on medical supplies to the chemists, including Paracetamol, Rennies and E45.
3 comments:
More like the people of Davenham will be on their knees by winter.
Who would want to live in Royston Vasey anyway?
Bunch of mutants.
Dear King of Kingsmead,
We have enough food stored to last for ages. Mr Lee has at least a years worth of Singapore Noodles already cooked to support the war effort and the Oddies are currently in the process of building a micro brewery. I think you'll find that if we are on our knees at any point, we will be undercoating the skirting boards, or looking for the Official DPPF Mrs contact lens.
Otherwise, thank you for your kind comments and of course, do come back.
Foxy
Freedom for Davenham.
Love it Foxy !!
Keeps up the good work!!!!
The Kingdom will soon be free
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