Tuesday 12 February 2008

Money, Money, Money - Must Be Funny.

As ABBA once said -

Now we're old and grey fernando
And since many years I havent seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the rio grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land.

Brought a tear to our eye when we heard that on Wogan this morning. And it got us thinking about the war to free Davenham. Cash reserves are at an all time low and the troops are demoralised. We have had a chat with the Official Mrs and looked down the back of all the seats. We found 62p, two hair clips, 4 toe nails, a biro, and a crisp. The Official Mrs didn't talk back and is holding on to her purse tighter than a tramp clinging to the last can of Special Brew in the world.

The whole situation is seriously jeopardising the planned spring offensive to free Davenham once and for all and rid ourselves of the evil scurge that is Kingsmead and the DPC.

We may need to resort to desparate means to secure the funding we need. For now we are going to concentrate on peaceful methods and intend to start with an appeal to a very kind offer in the Northwich Guardian. They are offering cash to worthy causes such as ours and have gone to great lengths to describe us in the criteria they set down. If anyone out there cares, please add your weight to our appeal. They cannot ignore us forever!!

FREEDOM FOR DAVENHAM - CLICKERTY CLICK FOR CASH

United we stand.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Matey...trust me...get a bag pack in Morrisons/Sainsburys/ETC...raise loadsa beans....get some pov looking kids and you are truly bonza! Probably buy a nuclear sub or something?

PS offer of makka pakka still there...it's way better than a ninky nonk! The size of this one scares the poop out of anyone under the age of three. If we're going on mental age that should take out at least half of Kingsmead.

Anonymous said...

Why not just crawl back under the rock you came from you tit. The onlt reason you don't like kingsmead, is because you can't afford to live there.

Foxy said...

Do you know what, you could be on to something. There were two kids in sainsbury's the other day doing a bag pack and trying to clock our PIN.

The Mackka Pakka is the face washing perv of the night garden. The Ninky Nonk rocks. End of.

As for you Mr Anonymous, thank you for your kind comments. Please feel free to pop in anytime. We value your contribution and when we have saved up enough money from the bag pack, we will be buying a the house next door to you. Until then, we can only dream.

Anonymous said...

Never defect to Kingsmead!(only defecate on!)...they obviously are simple if they spell only as 'onlt' ....also not wishing to sound like an English teacher but... shouldn't place names have a capital letter?? Also I live in Davenham cos 'Legoland' is rubbish, not cos I'm a pov!

PS...okay so MP has OCD, IP is a retard and UD a tart....but you've got to love the Pontipines...reckon they should own a corner shop! Also the HAAAAAHOOOS rock. My 18 month old thinks it's totally acceptable to float round on acid!

FOXY RULES!

Foxy said...

"My 18 month old thinks it's totally acceptable to float round on acid!"

I suggest taking the acid away from him/her. Give it back as an 18th birthday present.

The Pontipines are a poor mans Wottinger. 100% fact.

Anonymous said...

Now lets have it right.. its all about the tombliboos... They are the ruling class.. the secret overlords, if you will.
Oh and Mr Anonymous... with much respect.. you are an arse and should move you and your 2.4 kids and unnecessary four wheel drive vehicle to Leftwich or perhaps Lostock..I believe its going to be nice round there soon.

Anonymous said...

"Why not just crawl back under the rock you came from you tit. The onlt reason you don't like kingsmead, is because you can't afford to live there".
a truly mindless moronic comment from an occupant of stepford wives country,if i could afford to live there, and quite rightly so ... i can't... then i'd buy a house in somewhere decent... like beruit of helmand province... certainly not kingsmead. And you can't spell... poo head