Tuesday 15 July 2008

Press Release - Foxy Update

A couple of months ago Foxy was kidnapped and imprisoned by the DPC for exposing their evil intent. We have continued to fight for his unconditional release from this illegal incarceration and have involved both Trevor Macdonald and that welsh weather girl that went out with the bloke is giving the cheeky twins a seeing too.
We believe he is being held against his will in a location on Kingsmead and being made to lick envelopes for 23 hours a day without a drink or a Playstation.

We have been contacted by ex SAS TV (Television not Transvestite) celebrity Andy McNab who has offered to help by rescuing Foxy and hiding out with him until the coast is clear. However, we have declined his offer after taking reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces soldiers try to hunt him down. Actually, why didn't the producers include a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the twat quickly enough the last time he played hide and seek with them.

The Official DPPF Mrs has asked us to release the following statement -

'Foxy has been missing in action for some time now, the grass is knee length and greenfly have taken over some of the plant things. The Official Nippers ask after him at least once a month and the bathroom smells a lot better. If anyone would like to voluteer to help recue him sometime after the Olympics, please get in touch. We need him out for my birthday in October because I'm going away with the girls and can't get a baby sitter.'

The DPC and (we suspect) the KRA have released a picture

Foxy at some point in the past

Anyone that has heard noises like a pig squealing until late in the night anywhere on Kingsmead should contact us and we will kick some serious mock tudor/UPV door in.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You mean Foxy has been to lazy to write anything. Or got knicked for something and is currently doing bird.

We want the truth!

Anonymous said...

why dont davenham people want to be part of kingsmead because there working class people pretending to be middle class and want to pretend there in the middle of nowhere and in a lovley little emmerdale-ish village

Anonymous said...

'why dont davenham people want to be part of kingsmead'?

Isn't part of Kingsmead in Davenham?

Any update on Foxy's whereabouts?

Anonymous said...

err...just checked for the first time in ages...is the man alive??? rescue mission not aprob but some clue helpful

Anonymous said...

How many members has the popular front?