The Official Nipper wants a cat. We reckon we could find room for one now that Prescott has been 'exported'. Ever mindful that we need to consider options to expand our offensive capability for the forthcoming spring offensive, we have been looking at pet/weapon combinations. Kitty Cornershot would appear to have all the attributes that we are looking for.
- It is a cat
- It is a weapon.
We need now to establish the following facts before we consider a purchase.
- Is it machine washable.
- Do they do a Manx version as we don't want the tail tickling our nose and making us sneeze at the exact moment that we release a round. This could result in a friendly fire type incident.
- Do you insert the barrel into the 'cat flap' or does it go underneath. If it's the former, we don't want one.
- Can it be used for everyday pest control as well as hunting Kingsmeadian chavs.
- Do they do a Staffordshire Bull Terrier version to attract Kingsmedian chavs.
- Does the cat conform to all current safety standard and can you choke on the eyes if they fall off or the Official Nipper bites them off.
- Can it be recycled (Official Teenager).
Subject to satisfactory answers to the above, we will be talking to the Yanks in the morning. With any luck we should be able to take delivery in time for the Spring/Summer* Offensive.
* The actual timing of the offensive is unsure at the moment due to a requirement to cut the grass and paint the Official Shed.
Edit - Looks like we have an answer to the cat flap conundrum.
2 comments:
In answer to your question regarding the Cat Flap.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2147862018076618463
Foxy,
Why not just use a 'Cat'apult?
Arf!
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