We have been listening to The Smiths and have to take exception with Morrissey over the lyrics to his song 'Ask'. The Americans ran some experiments with bombs recently, and instead of bringing people together, they were actually blown apart - FACT!
Those pesky Russians are also messing about with bombs and some old planes. They are apparently flexing their military muscles and regularly probing Britain's air defences. This almost certainly means that they are going to blow us all up. As Morrissey also once said about his comatose Mrs - 'it's serious'.
In order to counter this growing threat we will be declaring the village a Nuclear Free Zone. Manchester City Council declared the city such in 1980 and our research has shown that no atom bombs have gone off there since. Ipso Facto.
Mr T is backing the campaign.
Mr T Yesterday
3 comments:
Foxy,
I admire your drive to declare Davenham a nuclear free zone.
It may interest you to know that the Kingsmead Residents Association, during their last meeting, raised an agenda item requesting the use of a nuclear deterrent against the increased youth problem in Kingsmead Square.
Unfortunately, after 3 hours of chatting about what was to be done about the Secretary's frayed shoe lace, time ran out.
However, at some point we need to face facts and realise that the KRA may indeed have their own nuclear programme. Where do you stand on this? Can we use this intelligence as a means to send in the weapons inspectors?
Its only a matter of time and the clock is ticking.
Its all true....
http://krur.blogspot.com/
Mr Duke,
We fear the weapons inspectors may be more interested in the shoe lace. The only answer is an air strike to take out the processing plant. Could you be a love and have look around for it. We suspect the kebab shop may be involved, given the state of the large donner and chips that was rubbed into our car windscreen at the weekend.
We will probably call in an air strike and soften the target before we attack with the MUFF. It might be a good idea to nip into town during the operation to avoid collateral damage.
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